i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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