I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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