Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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