My brain says no but my pants say off.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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