My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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