So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
