I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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