Fuck appropriateness.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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