therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I AM VODKA MAN
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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