just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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