Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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