I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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