Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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