he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Of course I have a pirate flag
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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