no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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