He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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