nut hugger
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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