it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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