My room smells like vodka and shame
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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