am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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