Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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