Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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