Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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