I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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