youre lurking in front of me
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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