what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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