No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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