Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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