I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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