Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We have so much sex to catch up on
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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