I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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