The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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