your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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