You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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