white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
