You're so nebulous sometimes
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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