:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Can you bring me the toilet please
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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