rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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