Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
