its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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