We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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