Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
are you still alive?
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall