Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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