do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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