I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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