just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Can I color on your dick again?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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