So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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