I wish my penis had an off switch
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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