It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I will die if light touches me.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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