My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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