After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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