so that wasnt chicken after all
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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